Would you considered a design for a squirrel eating nuts?

No, we are based in Australia where there aren't any squirrels. Australians don't relate to squirrels. I would just like a peanut cartoon character that looks crazy (turned eye balls, tongue hanging out, etc), with Naturally Nutty and crazy low prices somewhere. Thanks.

do you think its possible if I put exclamation points in the crazy low prices(!) or you really just want it as it is..thanks.